Tuesday, May 29, 2007
@1:04 AM
1. [x] You have choked on your water
before 'cause of laughing.
--Kung di lang mababaw ang kaligayahan ko, ndi mangyayari ian. :D
2. [x] You have tripped down the
stairs before.
--Nagtetext ako nun e. Haha. Hulog ang cellphone, kasama ako.
3. [x] You have walked into a door
--Pucha. Masakit sa ilong. HAHA. Sarat na nga ako, naging sarat pa lalo.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the
wrong way.
--Ito ata nakukuha ko pag 'di nagbabasa sa mga signs. :))
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
--I wasn't looking. Swear. *wink*
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the
stairs.
--Nung lunch ata nun, e ngbell na. Edi nagmadali kaming BiVOH pumunta sa computer room, un kase sunod nameng class. Tas sa sobrang kamadalian ko, ayon. WAPAK. Natalisod ako.
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
--New Year nun. O ano. Kasalanan ko bang gusto kong tumangkad?
8. [x] You have been shocked
--Huli ako palagi sa balita. Hinde ko alam kung baket. Kaya pag may pinaguusapan silang di ko alam, tas nakijoin ako, ako palagi yung may expression na "WEEEEHHHH?! TALAGA?! #@**&%$**&^$!!!!!!!" Samantalang sila e, naka"DUH" expression.
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in
the microwave.
--Goodluck na lang pag nangyare sayo.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes
on you have forgotten the show you
were watching.
--It happened many many times. That's why every time I ask my sister what were we watching She would ALWAYS sat it like this "It's (Insert show here) you friggin asshole"
11. [x] You have forgotten something
that someone said.
---I'm really really forgetful. Swear.
12. [ ] Your friends/family call you
blonde. (why?)
---You see, blonde girls are usually dumb. Take Paris Hilton for example. HAHA!
13. [x] You barely ever understand
stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time
to figure them out
--Slooooooow ako. Swear.
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not
even noticed it.
--Di pa nangyayare to e.
15. [x] You've worn something
backwards/in side out the whole day
without knowing
--Let's just say I'm happy that every time I would go to the mall, the CR is the first place I go to.
16. [ ] You have stuck a knife in a
toaster before.
--Tss.
17. [x] You have played with fire
--It's fun actually.
18. [x] You have burned something
because you forgot about it...
--I was cooking something. Well, I was HEATING something and then I kinda forgot about it. It was Spongebob's fault. Not mine.
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat
iron/curling iron.
--Whatever.
20. [x] You had to write this down or
use a calculator or use your fingers
to figure out your answer...
--Well, not the calculator nor my fingers. It's my toes! HAHA. Just Kiddin`. :))
I knew it.
I am a retard.
The End. (:
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